POWER THIRST ASS-ault Women's Gym Shorts

Other brands sell 'activewear.' We sell tactical gear for a full-scale invasion of personal bests. The ASS-AULT Gym Shorts are not a piece of clothing. They are a declaration of war on mediocrity, a first strike against gravity, and a strategic advantage in all hostile negotiations.

This fabric wasn't knitted; it was commissioned by a shadow government's R&D department. It's a proprietary blend of ballistic weave, the unshakeable nerve of a secret service agent, and an unethically sourced amount of pure, concentrated spite. The seams are reinforced with the same material used to tether battle satellites in low orbit.

Some people work out. You are about to stage an intervention against weakness.

These shorts do more than just fit. They deploy. They don't just 'shape'; they weaponize. They forge accentuated curves and a butt that J-Lo, Kim K and Beyonce would be envious of. Your butt in these shorts isn't just a validation of your superiority, it's also a psychological warfare tactic. The resulting silhouette is so powerful it should be classified as a controlled substance. This aesthetic devastation, combined with the strategic dominance of the SWAT team's operational excellence, allows you to shatter records, command unwavering loyalty, and make the entire world feel like your bitch.

PREPARE FOR DEPLOYMENT. SLAY THE WEAK.

POWER THIRST

Product features
- Adjustable drawstring waist for a customized fit
- Convenient sewn-in size and care label
- Durable 100% polyester fabric retains shape and dries quickly
- Ultra-lightweight material, perfect for summer wear
- Two side pockets for added functionality

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product