POWER THIRST Energy Powder - Original
Let's talk about other "energy drinks." They sell you a little buzz in a can. A gentle nudge. It's adorable... and pathetic. They're offering you a chemical lullaby.
We are offering you a declaration of war against the very concept of rest.
This isn't an energy 'boost.' It's a total f*cking hostile takeover of your central nervous system. One scoop of POWER THIRST contains gratuitous amounts of raw, energy to make the sun feel like a total insecure little b*tch.
Your body will be vibrating at a frequency that shatters glass and makes girls believe that you're a vibrating gift from God in bed. You'll have the power to fistfight your own shadow and kick its a$$!
Other brands use 'formulas' and 'blends.' POWER THIRST is not a blend. It's the result of putting raw kinetic energy into a particle accelerator and forcing it to fight itself for total dominance and then we crammed it into this container so you can slam it down and seize the day while yelling Carpe Mother F*cking Diem like Samuel L Jackson.
Stop drinking their sad, carbonated apologies, and start knocking back pure, weaponized arrogance.
POWER THIRST
Key Highlights:
• Backed by Science: POWER THIRST is supported by scientific research to support energy and focus.*
• Balanced Energy: Featuring caffeine and L-theanine, POWER THIRST is designed to provide gratuitous amounts of energy. Say goodbye to jitters and the dreaded crash, and hello to sustained performance.*
• Nutrient-Rich: Beyond caffeine, POWER THIRST is infused with essential electrolytes and nutrients, aiming to support hydration and overall wellness, helping you maintain peak performance during physical and mental activities.*
• Precisely Formulated: Every ingredient in POWER THIRST is thoughtfully included at specific dosages, focusing on optimal effectiveness and alignment with wellness goals.*
• Sugar-Free Flavor: Enjoy POWER THIRST without the sugar. POWER THIRST is designed to sex up your taste buds while fitting into your health-conscious lifestyle.*
Ingredients: Thiamin (from Vitamin B1), Riboflavin (from Vitamin B2), Niacin (from Vitamin B3), Vitamin B6 (as Pyridoxal-5-phosphate), Folate (from Vitamin B9), Vitamin B12 (as Methylcobalamin), Pantothenic acid (from Vitamin B5), Calcium (from Calcium Ascorbate), Magnesium (from Magnesium Citrate), Sodium (from Sodium Citrate), Potassium (from Potassium Citrate), Taurine, Natural Caffeine (From Green Tea), L-theanine, Polydextrose, Citric acid, N&A Flavors, Sucralose, Calcium silicate, Fruit and Veggie blend (for color).
Flavor: Watermelon
Manufacturer's country: USA
Product amount: 4.94 oz / 0.31 lb / 140 g
Gross weight: 6.42 oz / 0.40 lb / 182 g
Suggested use: Measuring with the scooper located inside the jar, mix each scoop, to desired taste, with 6-10 ounces (177-296 ml) of water (2 scoops with 12-20 ounces (355-591 ml) of water).
Warning: Recommended to not exceed more than 5 scoops within a 24 hour period. Not intended for use by persons with a medical condition. Consult your physician before using this product if you are pregnant of nursing or taking any medication.
Manufactured in a facility that produces Milk, Eggs, Fish, Shellfish, Tree Nuts, Peanuts, Wheat, Soybeans, and Sesame.
Store in a cool dry place, keep out of reach of children. Do not use if safety seal is broken or missing. Contents sold by weight not volume, some settling may occur. Secure lid tightly when not in use. Consume within 90 days.
This product is intended to supplement a balanced diet and active lifestyle. Consult with a healthcare professional before starting any new dietary supplement, especially if you are pregnant, nursing, have any medical conditions, or are taking any medications.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
