POWER THIRST Energy Powder - Tropic Thunder
POWER THIRST - TROPIC THUNDER delivers a payload of napalm-infused energy so incendiary, you'll rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm on your enemies from the comfort of a palm-thatched throne while sipping rum out of a coconut!
The flavor wasn't grown in some focus-group-approved jungle. It was born in chaos.
POWER THIRST dropped a team of method actors into the heart of the Golden Triangle with nothing but mangoes and a mission. This pineapple-passionfruit fury is the sweat from their brows, captured after they became the dudes, playing the dudes, disguised as other dudes.
This isn't just an energy drink. It's a full commitment to the character, beyond method acting and crossing the line - going full retard Simple Jack style. NEVER go full retard.
POWER THIRST - TROPIC THUNDER makes 'Booty Sweat' taste like carbonated cold piss in a bathtub. It's the fuel that gives you Kirk Lazarus's insane character commitment and Les Grossman's executive-level rage. You won't just win the war; you'll demand a percentage of the global box office gross and dance on the ashes of your enemies to a Ludacris track.
POWERTHIRST - TROPIC THUNDER
Key Highlights:
• Backed by Science: POWER THIRST is supported by scientific research to support energy and focus.*
• Balanced Energy: Featuring caffeine and L-theanine, POWER THIRST is designed to provide gratuitous amounts of energy. Say goodbye to jitters and the dreaded crash, and hello to sustained performance.*
• Nutrient-Rich: Beyond caffeine, POWER THIRST is infused with essential electrolytes and nutrients, aiming to support hydration and overall wellness, helping you maintain peak performance during physical and mental activities.*
• Precisely Formulated: Every ingredient in POWER THIRST is thoughtfully included at specific dosages, focusing on optimal effectiveness and alignment with wellness goals.*
• Sugar-Free Flavor: Enjoy POWER THIRST without the sugar. POWER THIRST is designed to sex up your taste buds while fitting into your health-conscious lifestyle.*
Ingredients: Thiamin (from Vitamin B1), Riboflavin (from Vitamin B2), Niacin (from Vitamin B3), Vitamin B6 (as Pyridoxal-5-phosphate), Folate (from Vitamin B9), Vitamin B12 (as Methylcobalamin), Pantothenic acid (from Vitamin B5), Calcium (from Calcium Ascorbate), Magnesium (from Magnesium Citrate), Sodium (from Sodium Citrate), Potassium (from Potassium Citrate), Taurine, Natural Caffeine (From Green Tea), L-theanine, Polydextrose, Citric acid, N&A Flavors, Sucralose, Calcium silicate, Fruit and Veggie blend (for color).
Flavor: Tropical Punch
Manufacturer's country: USA
Product amount: 4.94 oz / 0.31 lb / 140 g
Gross weight: 6.42 oz / 0.40 lb / 182 g
Suggested use: Measuring with the scooper located inside the jar, mix each scoop, to desired taste, with 6-10 ounces (177-296 ml) of water (2 scoops with 12-20 ounces (355-591 ml) of water).
Warning: Recommended to not exceed more than 5 scoops within a 24 hour period. Not intended for use by persons with a medical condition. Consult your physician before using this product if you are pregnant of nursing or taking any medication.
Manufactured in a facility that produces Milk, Eggs, Fish, Shellfish, Tree Nuts, Peanuts, Wheat, Soybeans, and Sesame.
Store in a cool dry place, keep out of reach of children. Do not use if safety seal is broken or missing. Contents sold by weight not volume, some settling may occur. Secure lid tightly when not in use. Consume within 90 days.
This product is intended to supplement a balanced diet and active lifestyle. Consult with a healthcare professional before starting any new dietary supplement, especially if you are pregnant, nursing, have any medical conditions, or are taking any medications.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
