Power Thirst Chaos Catalyst Shaker Bottle

Your pathetic old shaker just swirls powder around in a sad, lumpy vortex of failure. The Chaos Catalyst doesn't "mix" your POWERTHIRST. It initiates a thermonuclear reaction in the palm of your hand.

This isn't mere plastic. It's a proprietary polymer forged from the melted-down riot shields from the SWAT Team and tempered in the icy stare of a drill sergeant. The shaker ball isn't a wire whisk; it's a miniaturized medieval flail, designed by cracked out aerospace engineers with a personal grudge against powdery clumps.

You wouldn't shake up a pissed off cobra in a cardboard box - So don't make the same mistake with your POWER THIRST Energy Powder.

Other shakers promise to be 'leak-proof.' How quaint. The Chaos Catalyst is hermetically sealed with the force of a black hole, because we are legally and morally obligated to contain the volatile chain reaction you are about to create and consume. It will obliterate every particle of powder into a smooth, weaponized fuel that is 100% bio-available and 1000% ready to incite a riot in your cells.

RESPECT THE VESSEL. FEAR THE CONTENTS. UNLEASH YOUR POWER

POWER THIRST

Product features
- Flip-top lid prevents spills and leaks during transport
- 316 stainless steel spiral ball ensures a smooth mixture
- Crafted from shatterproof plastic for durability
- Sized for adult use with a capacity of 24oz (0.7 l)
- Ergonomic design fits in most cup holders for easy access

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap