POWER THIRST Gun Show Unisex Tank

You think a tank top is to 'keep you cool' or 'show off your biceps'? That's precious. The Gun Show is not a shirt. It's a containment unit for the barely-controlled nuclear fission reaction you call a torso.

This fabric is not 'ring-spun cotton.' It's a bio-synthetic weave created from the carbonized fragments of fallen meteors and the distilled arrogance of a billionaire telling you to 'work harder.' It has been stress-tested by being used as a safety net for barely trained dare devils. It did not break. The dare devils did.

Sleeves are a cage. Your arms are not pets.

This tank top does not 'breathe.' It hyperventilates with pure power. Wearing it gives you the same chaotic-charm and charisma that oozes out of the pores of Jason Momoa crashing a red carpet premiere on a vintage motorcycle. You'll gain the ability to intimidate inanimate objects, the unspoken respect of wild animals, and the sudden urge to solve diplomatic crises with an axe-throwing contest.

UNLEASH THE PYTHONS. MAKE THE WORLD YOUR ZOO.

POWER THIRST

Product features
- Durable double needle bottom hem for long-lasting wear
- Stretchy 1x1 ribbed collar that maintains its shape
- Made of high-quality fibers with color variations
- Classic fit, suitable for all body types
- Convenient tear-away label for added comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean