POWER THIRST Symbiote (Men)
You buy other "performance" shirts because they "manage moisture." You are managing your own weakness. The Symbiote doesn't manage your sweat. It uses it as biofuel for a hostile takeover of your previous limits.
This is not 'moisture-wicking fabric.' It is a bio-integrated textile reverse-engineered from a captured alien symbiote and stitched together with the adrenaline-soaked nerves of professional stuntmen. It was beta-tested in the heart of an active volcano and deemed "mostly containable."
Your body is a weapon. This is the safety switch. And we just turned it off and broke it.
This shirt doesn't just 'fit.' It merges. Wearing it gives you the same gravitational pull as Tom Brady walking into a stadium—a perfect hybrid of championship-level athletic prowess and A-list celebrity swagger. It makes your chest look like it's hiding state secrets and your shoulders look like they could carry the burden of a lesser god's poor life choices.
IT'S TIME FOR A HOSTILE TAKEOVER. DRESS ACCORDINGLY.
POWER THIRST
Product features
- 100% Polyester for durability and strength
- Moisture-wicking to keep you cool during workouts
- Double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- Self-fabric binding on neck for a clean finish
- Lightweight fabric at 3.6 oz/yd² for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
