POWER THIRST The Void Drawstring Gym Bag
You violently storm into the gym with god-like authority and pure sex appeal only to discover that everyone around is sporting sad, wrinkled sacks... Oh and they're also carrying flimsy "gym bags." They carry their sweaty socks and a water bottles full of weak pre-workout in it. That's so pathetic. The Void isn't designed to carry your gear. It's designed to contain a paradox.
This is not 'ripstop nylon.' The fabric was woven from the carbonized parachute cords of Seal Team 6 the night they assassinated that candy ass Bin Laden - and the nerves of steel from bomb disposal technicians. The drawstrings are not simple ropes; they are repurposed suspension bridge cables, capable of restraining a demigod in a fit of testosterone fueled rage.
Some people carry burdens on their shoulders. Not you - you carry unrivaled power.
The interior of the Void is a pocket dimension of pure, motivational fury. Place your gym shoes inside, and they will emerge with the ambition to run a marathon on the sun. Your shaker bottle will spontaneously combust on the inside with energy out of sheer proximity. We are not responsible if your car keys develop a superiority complex and refuse to start your pathetic vehicle.
CARRY THE VOID. UNLEASH CONTENTS AS NEEDED.
POWER THIRST
Product features
- 100% polyester for strength and durability
- Feaures metal grommets for secure drawcording
- Spacious design holds a variety of items
- Fully lined with black sheeting for a sleek finish
- Includes a small zipper pocket for organization
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
