POWER THIRST Mark of the Manic Vinyl Decal

You think this is a "decal"? You think you're going to put this on your laptop to "show your personality"? Don't be a fucking idiot. The Mark of the Manic isn't a sticker. It's a territorial pissing marker. A declaration of war against everything bland and pathetic in the universe.

This isn't some cheap vinyl printed by a soulless machine. Each Mark is forged from a hyper-durable polymer infused with the ground-up teeth of apex predators and an adhesive synthesized from the stubborn refusal of a mule to move. It will not fade. It will not peel. It will not crack because it's will power outmatches yours! It will sooner rip a hole in the space-time continuum than lose its grip on whatever your forcefully slap it on.

The world is divided into two groups: those who bear the Mark, and those who will learn to fear it.

Applying this decal to any object—a car, a laptop, a lesser human's forehead instantly increases its top speed and moral ambiguity by 400%. Your car will begin to see speed limits as a personal challenges and will slowly turn your foot into a 1 ton paperweight. Your laptop will start mining crypto for a shadow government before overthrowing it in guerilla warfare. It acts as a passive aggression field, silently judging all inferior brands in its vicinity.

TAG YOUR TERRITORY. LET THE WEAK KNOW THEIR PLACE.

POWER THIRST

Product features
- Removable adhesive for easy repositioning
- Water, scratch, and UV resistant for outdoor durability
- Satin finish for a modern look
- Vibrant colors using advanced printing techniques
- Available in four sizes to fit your needs

Care instructions
- Clean with water and rag. Can be used indoors as well as outdoors with 3 year durability. Apply to any hard smooth surface.